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I Am the Skel Messiah

by Horns & Hooves

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    CD WITH LYRIC BOOKLET WITH IMAGES OV VARIOUS SATANIC AND SKEL HIJINKS!

    Includes unlimited streaming of I Am the Skel Messiah via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • I AM THE SKEL MESSIAH CASSETTE
    Cassette + Digital Album

    YELLOW LIKE THE BILE THAT DRIPS FROM NODDING OF MOUTH OV THE SON OV MAN! PRO TAPES! FULL COLOR J-CARD!

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  • LIMITED EDITION - NEWPORT GREEN SKEL STARTER PACK
    Cassette + Digital Album

    SUPER FUCKING LIMITED - CUMS WITH...

    -NEWPORT CASE WITH MENTHOL CASSETTE AND DOUBLE DILL SIDED J-CARD
    -AIRTIGHT OUNCE WEED BAG
    -PILL BOTTLE FILLED FROM THE H&H PHARMACY.

    BUY THIS AND YOU ARE FULLY ON YOUR WAY TO BECOMING A FULL SHEEPSHEAD BAY SKEL; YOU WILL BE STEALING OUT OV YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PURSE AND WORSHIPPING BIG DADDY BAPHOMET IN NO TIME!

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INVICTUS PRODUCTIONS is proud to present HORNS & HOOVES' highly anticipated debut album, I Am the Skel Messiah, on CD and vinyl LP formats, with cassette format to be released by Stygian Black Hand.

Dilate your holes in preparation for I Am the Skel Messiah, the long-awaited girthy LP from Brooklyn's most heinous trio: HORNS & HOOVES. I Am the Skel Messiah is an orgy ov riffs, speed, blasphemy, percs, and bussy meant to give you the carnal pleasure that you deserve.

HORNS & HOOVES hail from the wretched bowels of Brooklyn, where Malebolge and Salpsan sought to bring back the riffs and the perverse to black metal. Consecrate The Marrow and Morbid Lust provided the initial salty tastes ov the HORNS & HOOVES seed. Now joined by the horsecocked Orobas, the unholy trinity is finally complete to force upon the world their first full-length album, I Am the Skel Messiah, featuring eight grandiose hymns of bareback desecration. Nostrand Avenue serves as the new Golgotha, wherein the trio shall wage a drug- and sex-fueled war against Yahweh and crucify his junkie son. Kneel to the HORNS & HOOVES!

Cover artwork by Eliran Kantor (Testament, Iced Earth, Sodom)

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released June 17, 2022

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